hotlink..

i wonder since when my birth date changed ?
damn it..

envy .

instead of u trying to make me envy about u,

i'll let yourself envy about me someday..

we shall wait patiently and see..

=D

go back la u..

it's time for him to go back..
with a sudden, he asked us to send him..
what to do since i'm such a good friend..

me + gay fa + semut

say bye bye to 许孟哲2号..
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i'm home..

after 23681639 miles..
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after so many sh*ts happened..
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after saw so much of things with my own eyes..
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finally i am back to the place where i born..
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and this blog is going to alive..
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cleaning all those fungus now..
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give me some times to edit my photos before i post them up..
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while trying to adapt the hot and rainy days here..
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mushroom..

yea i know, nothing to read here recently..
even grow mushroom here d..
not in a mood of blogging..
no time to blog now..
wait la,
next month..
i'll blog until my hand cacat and u read until vomit..
follow my blog so that u'll get update..
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=I

100th post..

wooot !!

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it's my 100th post..
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let me annouce some surprise..
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i'm going back soon..
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not so soon..
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but very soon..

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how soon ?
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this s o o o o o o o o n..

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why ?

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very long story..

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but not very long also la..

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immigration side don't approve our applications..

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because of the new policies..

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the new policies since before they held olympic till now..

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most of the city has back to usual, but not Shenzhen..

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it's still practising the new policies..

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i'm not meant to be here..

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let's go somewhere else..

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- the end =D -

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h u g s ! !

leaving at another 7 hours..

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i'll be away for sometimes..

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i don't know how long will it be,

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but i'll try my very best to settle down everything and then connect with all of u guys again..

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so, don't just leave my blog like that..

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come back as usual to check for updates..

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thanks for all the wishes,

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all the carings,

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all the songs

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all the gifts,

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all the loves,

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and all the efforts..

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those who study, study baik baik..

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those who working, work harder..

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be positive always..

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think wider, look farer..

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be kind, miss me more..

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so that i'll sense it..

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but don't cry for me..

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because your tears are too precious..

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hahaha~ =S

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MiSS All 0F Y0U..

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h U g s :') .

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-8 days..

It's Time To Bath

yea, i bathed them just now..

when i'm not bathing..

they're now enjoying sunbathing..

.

flying off in less than 8 days..

next week,

will be a busy week..

even i don't raya..

Random Tagging..

*** i was tagged by Mr Hanamichi Saguraki A/L Balanlandabad Lada Putih Hitam Aka Honka Ah bo Kap
(Han Ding Quan)..

Your . . .
Name :
- You will know if u need to know but seems those who should know already know so i don't need to mention here due to safety purposes..

Sisters :
- 0

Brothers :
- 2

Shoe size :
- US 9.5 / 28.5cm / Euro 44

Height :
- 178cm

Weight :
- 53kg

Where do you live :
- Some where in Ampang..

Favourite drinks :
- Milk

Favourite breakfast :
- Sausage

Have you . . .
Ever been on a plane ?
- Yes, as a passenger..

Swam in the ocean :
- Yes, but not naked..

Fallen asleep at school :
- Who doesn't ?

Broken someone’s heart :
- Sorry if i did..

Fell off from your chair :
- Yes, and that hurts my backside..

Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call :
- Yes

Saved e-mails :
- I don't care about that..

What is . . .
Your room like :
- Une chambre..

Right beside you :
- My phone..

The last thing you ate :
- Siew pao during my breakfast..

Ever had . . .
Chicken pox :
- I don remember whether i had it before or not..

Sore throat :
- WHO DOESN'T EVER HAD SORE THROAT ?

Stitches :
- No

Broken nose :
- Woah la la~ couldn't imagine how pain would that be,
..i don't want to be jacky chan..

Do you . . .
Believe in love at first sight :
- Depends on how despo i am by that time..

Like picnics :
- Yes, can i have my picnic in the middle of the lavender farm, under the blooming sakura tree or under the sea aquarium ?

Who was the . . .
Last person you danced with :
- Errr... No idea..

Last made you smile :
- The onkass..

Last you yelled at :
- My dog..

Today . . .
Did you talk to someone you like :
- Yes

Kissed anyone :
- No

Got sick :
- No

Talk to an ex :
- No

Miss someone :
- No

Best feeling in the world:
- Screaming inside the karaoke room ?

Do you sleep with stuffed animals :
- No

What’s under your bed :
- Branded paper bags..

Who do you really hate :
- People that i don't like..

What time is it now ?
- 3:38pm

Random . . .
Is there a person who is on your mind now :
- No

Do you have any siblings :
- I already answer this question..

Do you want children :
- This need to be plan..

Do you smile often :
- No, i think..

Do you like your hand-writing :
- Yes, because they are slim like me..

Are your toe nails painted :
- No

Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in :
- I can sleep at anywhere as long as the bed isn't messy and dirty.. i can even sleep inside the red chee cheong fuuun sleep bag..

What color shirt are you wearing now :
- Every thing is black on me today..

What were you doing at 7pm yesterday :
- Rotting..

When did you cry last :
- Don't really remember..

Are you a friendly person :
- Yes if u know me, no if u don't know me..

Do you have any pets :
- Yes

Where is the person you have feelings for right now :
- I've got no idea..

Did the last person you held hands with you mean anything to you now :
- Yes

What do you think :
- Think apa ?

Do you sleep with the TV on :
- No, because i takut it blow up in the middle of nite..

What are you doing right now :
- Blogging, watching TV..

Have you ever crawled through a window :
- Errr... so far never..

Can you handle the truth :
- What kind of truth ? Some truth i don't even bother..

Are you too forgiving :
- Depends..

Are you closer to your mother or father :
- Mama..

Who was the last person you cried in front of :
- Ms 钟嘉欣..

How many people can you say you’ve really loved :
- A lot, as i love my friends..

Do you eat healthily :
- I always tried but i don't think i am..

Do you still have pictures of you & your ex :
- Yes

Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you :
- Yes, when she said to me "you cry.."

If you’re having a bad day, who'd you most likely to go to :
- Go out with friends..

Are you loud or quiet most of the time :
- Depends who is with me..

Are you confident :
- Yes, because i look alike with andy lau when i pee..

5 Things I was doing 10 years ago :
- Writing [自我介绍]..
- Went to bed at 9pm sharp everyday..
- Being botak (please don't imagine)..
- Copy friend's tuition homework..
- Watching Thunder Birds (the puppets) & Thunder Cat (the hero who looks like a clown) i don't watch He Man because he looks damn gay..

5 snacks I enjoy :
- After Eight
- Ferrero Rocher
- Choki-choki
- Cheezels
- Pocky Stick

5 things I would do if I were a billionaire :
- Buy 1 pair of shoe daily..
- Build up my own shopping mall + hotel..
- Buy an island..
- Spend with my friends..
- Swim in a pond of money
(i prefer notes rather than coins)..

5 of my bad habits :
- Soft-hearted..
- Being sleepy..
- Un-fat-able..
- Spend a lot..
- Fussy because backside itchy..
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done..
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bad day..

nuff said..

old stuff..

busy clearing my drawer and my pc desk area these few days..
throw a lot of rubbish and also things which are useless..
so let's talk about some old stuff here..

Panasonic GD 88 Data Cable
i remember i bought this for 2xxrm since 4 or 5 years ago ?
still got no blue tooth application or memory card in phone that time..
this shit, actually is a kind of software which able to backup all your details in the phone even message into the pc with its own program..
if not mistaken i only use it a few times..
it's not user friendly enough, or i made it too complicated ?
feel like throwing it away since i don't use that phone anymore..
leng u want it ? at least got jay chou's dace there =) ..
hehehe~

Lomo Fisheye 1st Edition (box only)
whenever i see it i feel heart ache..
bought it not more than 2 weeks then stolen away by thief..
@`#%&($^* !! siapa yang curi patah tangan..
mr thief, don't ever said i cruel as u never think about my feelings when the moment u break the car window and took away my bag..

Camo Mickey Photo Frame
bought this from tokyo disneyland,
been thinking where had it gone and finally i found it at the bottom of my drawer..
basicly i won't lost my stuff, just that i forgot where i keep / hide them..

Green Camo Napkin
bought this from new zealand..
10 ply inside but i never open..
and err,

Assorted Colour Shoe Laces
i didn't realize there's quite a number of shoe laces hidding inside my drawer..
should i start a new hobby ?
collecting shoe laces ? not a bad idea tho..
at least cheaper than collecting shoes =@ ..

Utada Hikaru - Colors
stated as above..
loving the rhythm, still..

Memories . . .
the 1st movie that we watch together..
i bet u still remember =) ..
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confused..

leaving in another 3 weeks time..
been busy with working, farewell and searching for some clothings..
should start preparing my luggage by now otherwise i'm afraid i got no enough time..
1 of the problem that i'm facing now is..
which pair of shoes should i bring there with me since i'm not planning to bring them all ?


the 1 which would make my feet look sweet ?
the 1 which would save my life in the dark night ?
the 1 which would make my feet look like barney ?
the 1 which would turn me into a portuguese ?
the 1 which would make my feet look like fungus ?
please tell me !!
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Nong Poy sini i mali~

leaving to thailand tonight..
my dear aki, stay at home wait for me ok ?
can't bring u along this time
because it's very dangerous there..
here bomb there bomb everywhere bomb bomb..
hahaha~
i need to go hat yai and look for Nong Poy, then
eat tom yam with ah aeY and ah Ter beside the river..
anyway, i'll be back by thursday night =) ..

Nong Poy
shui jin jin Nong Poy,
here i cooooome~
miss me, everyone..
wooooo~
=D
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!? !? !?

i saw this last night when i opened my blog..

what the hell are these !?

since when i posted so many of it ?
they never even appear in my draft inbox..

so how come they would suddenly post to my blog ?

i wonder why~ i wonder how~

stary stary night, scary scary night..

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bi li ba la..

i just love the color matching in this page..
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ronKa, i'm not merajuk,
just fooling around..
as u know i'm being too bored recently..
honKa, just let me sing out loud..
ok ? su-su-su-gar in the marmalade..
i don't like the yellow kam kam font of your kenangan terindah..
sonKa, missing in action recently..
hiding inside tokong during hungry ghost month i guess ?
hahaha~
.
.
dude,
i hope u won't do something wrong tomorrow..
please don't disappointed us..
=)
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5 co 6 lour

went to lala land with bubu just now to buy present for mr bui and help semut to buy my present =.= ..
so, this is what mr and mrs bui present me on my birthday..

what the hell am i going to do with it ?
can anyone please tell me ?
hahaha~
so i found something for him as a return..
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.
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tah dahhh ~

please forget about those needles,
i was just fooling around before i turn him into a mummy..
=O
mine is bigger than his..

he doesn't look pain at all,
still smiling all the time..
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then it's time to turn him into a mummy..
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.
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10 minutes later . . . . . .
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here you go..

Front View
and

Side View
ahhh, now he's shorter and easier to be pack..
hahaha~
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.
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then i got present for myself from semut..
thank you so much semut =P ..
she's sooo kind and generous enough to buy me all 10 colours..
lurrrve you sooo much..
HAHAHA~

Five Co Six Lour
yeah, 5 co 6 lour..
i'm loving it..
thank u semut,
now u can throw me whenever u like,
i won't mind..
=@
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No Lee's Head..

祝我生日快乐，我对自己说。

蜡烛点了，寂寞亮了。

幸好家里没有蜡烛，只有元宝蜡烛。

所以不用点蜡烛也不用高唱寂寞难耐。

其实我的华语很好，因为我并不是公蕉，

也没有公蕉的样子，

只是在一个多元化的社会里长大。

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我/哇/乃，

经一事长一智，经二十二事，长四十四智。

留得青山在，哪怕没柴烧。

一山还有一山高，强中之有强中手。

我为人人，人人为我。

三七等于二十一。

赫赫哈赫，快使用双节棍！

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无厘头 = Non-thousandth head （华语翻成英语）

Non-thousandth head = 非第一千个个头 （英语翻成华语）

几够力一下两下三百下，

我并没有乱翻译，不相信你可以试试看。

按这里！要按你就按，不要犹豫不决！做事要果断！
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我是一look废才，总好比他是一根火柴，烧完了就波料。

你讲对不对？

燃烧吧~ 燃烧吧~ 火鸟~ 火鸡我知道，但火鸟其实长成什么样子的叻？我记得神奇宝贝里头有火鸟，电鸟，冰鸟，还有很多大鸟跟小鸟，以及包罗万象的怪物。早起的鸟儿有虫吃，早起的人们有麦当劳吃。

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此刻我想去北京鸟巢大便，水立方小便，去台北101跳伞，到马尔代夫清澈的海水里边看小丑鱼边放屁，去北海道看薰衣草吃帝王蟹，不必浪费钱去到法国那么远。法国的香榭麗舍大道有种让人有浪漫的感觉？实际上并非如此，曾经读过一篇旅游文章说那里满街狗屎，哇弓禁的。那里有LV又如何？迪拜的正版LV摆在路边摊任你选。mau beli lu mali, tak mau beli lu pigi..管你妈妈生的孩子是谁。

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朋友一生一起走。

一二三四五六七，我的朋友在哪里？

un deux trois quatre cinq six sept huit,
où sont mes amis ?

一闪一闪亮晶晶，满天都是小星星。

one shine one shine bright jing jing,

whole sky are small star star.
来来又去去，去去又来来，有些去了就不再回来。

mali mali dan pigi pigi, pigi pigi dan mali mali,

ada sudah pigi tak ada mali lagi.

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橙‘机’- 你拥有模特儿的身高。

布布 - 你是购物狂。

房淑茹小姐 - 古巨基说“我中了爱情的箭，很痛但是心很甜”

蚂蚁那个鳄鱼 - 不要常常把我丢来丢去。

你不是小薇 - 不要常常在msn上秀我你的“肚子”。

啦啦不是海鲜 - 我知道你是清白的，你没有“醉”。

嘉玲不姓刘 - 一天一苹果，医生远离我，早睡早起身体好。

亲爱的哈娜 - 对我来说你的头从来不比张宇和吴宗宪的头大，所以当别人说你头大的时候，你应该往这方面想。

达令赵日豪 - 你的身材比我更苗条。

蜜糖达文西 - 麦当劳还是肉骨茶？

卡珊特拉 - 你的头发比梁咏琪的长，因为她说过“我已剪短我的发”

科洛伊 - 你个子娇小。

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感激我的生命里出现了你，您，你，您，你，您，你，您，你，您，你，您，你，您，你，您，你，您，你和您，以及还没出现的他，她，他，她，他，她，他，她，他，她，他，她，他，她，他，她，他，她，他和她。

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我爱你你爱他他爱她她爱她..

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爱真的需要勇气，来面对流言蜚语，

见过你的美，我还能爱谁？

如果，我们现在还在一起会是怎样？

但你不在，当我最需要爱。

我们像三只秃鹰在爱中飞行，

我爱的人他已有了爱人。

我等到花儿也谢了，

我死了都要爱。

是否我，真的一无所有？

一千年以后，所有人都已忘了我，

你的背包，让我走得好缓慢，

所以请你给我一杯忘情水， 換我一夜不流淚。

男人不该让女人流泪，

女人不应该让男人太累。

回忆过去，痛苦的相思忘不了，

忠孝东路我没有去过，但是Bukit Bintang倒是有走过九遍。

我已开始练习，开始慢慢着急。

老虎，老鼠，傻傻分不清楚，

脱掉脱掉脱掉，面具通通脱掉，

摊开你的掌心，让我看看你。

然后我可以，陪你去看星星。

听妈妈的话，别让她受伤。

再会吧我的心上人~

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做妈盖~ 做妈盖~

心事波郎栽？

呜啦~

你几可爱一下的咯~

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以上言论，不代表本人立场。

如有雷同，纯属虚构。

无心伤害，你应该明白。

你酱巴奈，一定明白的啦！

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I Love The Whole World..

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Two astronauts float in space - voiceover :
Astronaut 1 : it never gets old, huh?
Astronaut 2 : nope..
Astronaut 1 : it kinda makes you want to...
Astronaut 2 : break into song ?
Astronaut 1 : Yeap~

I love the mountains...
I love the clear blue skies...
I love big bridges...
I love when great whites fly...
I love the whole world...
And all its sights and sounds...

booom beee yaaah dahhh~
booom beee yaaah dahhh~
booom beee yaaah dahhh~
booom beee yaaah dahhh~

I love the ocean...
I love real dirty things...
I love to go fast...
I love Egyptian kings...
I love the whole world...
And all its craziness...

booom beee yaaah dahhh~
booom beee yaaah dahhh~
booom beee yaaah dahhh~
booom beee yaaah dahhh~

I love tornadoes...
I love arachnids...
I love hot magma...
I love the giant squid...
I love the whole world...
it's such a brilliant place...

booom beee yaaah dahhh~
booom beee yaaah dahhh~
booom beee yaaah dahhh~
booom beee yaaah dahhh~

Mike Rowe with his dirty rats and Adam Savage set Jamie Hyneman on fire..
been watching dirty jobs and mythbusters recently..
gain a lots of knowledge? hahaha~
whatever..
the world is just awesome,
let's booom beee yaaah dahhh~
=D
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small lil tips..

to you know who you are..
u can actually click the "add another image" as shown in the picture below to maximize the photo quantity up to 5 photos at each time when you want to upload photo into your blogger.. hence, you no need to be so semangat upload your photo 1 by 1 anymore.. now you can save time, save energy, save electricity.. =D

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*** 23-07-2008 *** it's kar leng's birthday today..
Happy Birthday to you !! =D
may all the good luck be with you wherever you are..
here's a lil cupcake for you..

20th d looo..
hehehe~
=P
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Mr Chow Jer How..

nuff said..